Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > do you know Dave?

[monstermob 998]

someone shout Dave???

[weeian]

Originally posted by Flanks
A good trick, is to shout Dave as loud as possible in a crowd, and see how many people look at you!

Or phone a pub at random, and ask for Dave!

theyve been doing that on the Radio 1 for a few weeks. everytime theres a dave !

/ian

[Mark]

Been doing it since school! I've never grown up

[Dave G]

Never heard of him!

[Davieravie]

I know one!!!! He's a really amazing guy. Kind, generous, funny, extremely good looking, honest, loyal the list is endless but drinks and smokes a bit too much.

[Martinp]

Originally posted by Dave G
Never heard of him!

You might be in a bit of trouble then....:P

[Mr C]

Originally posted by Real McCoy
Iv been told that every person in the UK knows someone called Dave , I know 3 of em....do you know any

I have 3 Daves in my Phone... Wonder if they are the same 3 Daves you know

[phoenix n max]

I know one personally that I can think of, no make that 2 with PD. I know lots of Steve's tho.

[khushy]

3048 in our database!!!!
1438 I have spoken to
40 I have met

How sad is that?

Khushy

[Brent]

When my kids were little, I used to read them this, by Dr Seuss:


TOO MANY DAVES

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!

This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt.
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate . . . .
But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.