Scotty mate ... you really don't want Dunc now believe me. Love him as I do he's past his sell by date
I get a perverse enjoyment I suppose that when he comes on he's generally gonna cause mayhem and any defender less that 6 foot tall is likely to ***** themselves

btw ...
I suppose I'm an unusual Evertonian cos I'm actually a (very lapsed) left footer. Funnily enough when I watch the old firm game I'm always a Rangers fan (why is that then

is it the shirt colour, Paul Gascoigne .. dunno really but I don't like Celtic)
and I love Porridge ... have a big bowl every morning.
Is now the time to reveal that my Grandpa came from Inverness .. oh the shame
