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Old 30-Jun-2006, 08:22
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friday joke

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when
they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like"?
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
blue eyes, big jubblies and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top.
What does your wife look like"?
The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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