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Old 03-Mar-2004, 21:42   #11
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I saw a pair of tits once!

one on a Suzuki and one on a Kwak!

Back to the real world` - they help me sleep at night:P
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 22:04   #12
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au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......


How about Lyme.....

Or Bognor...
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 23:08   #13
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au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......


How about Lyme.....

Or Bognor...
:P


Or Bere ( a little village in Dorset )


( I've a feeling that this could go on and on and on and...........)
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 23:12   #14
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au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......


How about Lyme.....

Or Bognor...
:P


Or Bere ( a little village in Dorset )


( I've a feeling that this could go on and on and on and...........)

or Cyril (for all you footie fans)
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Old 04-Mar-2004, 09:59   #15
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Old 04-Mar-2004, 10:10   #16
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During my spare time some evenings and weekends I do voluntary work in Marks and Sparks lingerie dept as a bra fitter. This guide will come in very handy as I normally have to use the manual (hands on) method of sizing!

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Old 04-Mar-2004, 10:12   #17
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I don't normally post jokes but thought this was quite amusing!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!



{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Is 'Dang' a good thing or bad thing?

sounds bad,not sure,only one way to find out:P
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Old 04-Mar-2004, 10:20   #18
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Nah...call it Bognor. I went there once and the people looked like the biggest tits I've ever seen.

All along the seafront it seemed to be stuffed full of hugely fat people in string vests and full 'body suit' tattoos. They were all dripping in sovereign rings and chunky gold bits. They had a remarkable ability to dangle a roll up off their bottom lip at the same time as being able to stuff vast quantities of chips into their mouths. The said chips were then displayed to the world in a half chewed state as they ate open mouthed in slack jawed abandon.

And that was just the women....

BTW Bluebell. Dang is good...Dangly is bad

[Edited on 4-3-2004 by Jools]
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Old 04-Mar-2004, 14:23   #19
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sounds bad,not sure,only one way to find out:P

I told you NO!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-Mar-2004, 14:30   #20
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sounds bad,not sure,only one way to find out:P

I told you NO!!!!!!!!

i tried :P
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