Neil
 How the **** would I know if your ood in bed, best ask Rocket eh? 
 Festa
 You only know the truth when you can understand it.
 Please repeat after me  
 Festa - ' 3 pints of Strongbow barmaid ' 
 Barmaid - ' Who you drinking with tonite my luv, cant see your mates? ' 
 Festa - ' Myself my dear,  but after five or six of these I will be seeing three of me in the mirror in the gents so best start as I mean to carry on eh? ' 
 Extract from "Memoirs of a monday night in The Fox" by G.Rhodes