Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > 30% of 40%?????

[sparkin]

Is that right Glyn?

[Glyn]

yes.....
but it seems to stump quite a few people that think there good at mathes

[Mr_S]

1/3 = 20/60
1/4 = 15/60
1/5 = 12/60

so...

20/60 + 15/60 + 12/60 = 47/60

[sparkin]

Yes mate,there`s three sorts of people in the world,
People who can count and people who can`t....................

[sparkin]

Ah,I see, it`s that common norton dominator thing ain`t it.

[Glyn]

this is quite old but i thought it was quite clever in a simple way


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You have a gray elephant from Denmark.

[sparkin]

I won!I won! but isn`t grey spelt with an "e" :P

[Glyn]

you spell ray.......... r.. a.. y
stick a g in front
works for me

while i'm at it
fronts all wrong an all

should be frunt
run
runt
frunt

any way what do you know
you lot still speak latin do yea not

[Loz]

Puer stultus est.

[Jasper]

I got a Brown elk from Deutschland!!?