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Old 12-May-2006, 20:10
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nowt special but you can just watch it time and time again

[Edited on 12-5-2006 by Glyn]

Loved John Belushi's:

"...did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour" speech
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Old 12-May-2006, 20:43
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From Cool hand Luke;
"What we have here is,a failure to communicate.Some men you just cant reach."
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Old 12-May-2006, 21:36
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"What you've gotta ask youself is did I fire six shots or only five.........you know...in all this excitement I've forgotten............So punk.....bearing in mind this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off.....Do you feel lucky....well do you punk???????

Dirty Harry.

Classic with a capital 'C'
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Old 12-May-2006, 22:40
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From "Team America"

We're dicks!, We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks, and the Film Actors Guild, are pussies, And Kim Jong II is an as*hole.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f***ed by dicks.
But dicks also f**k as*holes, *******s who just wanna sh*t on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with as*holes their way, but the only thing that can f**k an a*shole is a dick with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f**k too much, Or f**k when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that.

But sometimes pussies get so full of sh*t, that they become as*holes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from as*holes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world but I do know that if you don't let us f**k this as*hole we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in sh*t.

Durka durka mohammed jihad

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Old 12-May-2006, 23:01
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Do you expect me to talk...???

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die....!!
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Old 12-May-2006, 23:24
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From Highlander:

"It's better to burn out,than fade away"
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Old 13-May-2006, 07:08
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Heeeeeeeeere`s johnny !
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Old 13-May-2006, 08:00
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This is one of my FAVS.....makes my laugh everytime...............

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, M*THER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b!tch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B!TCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.


Phil - you've eithe got an exceptional memory or a link to the script....

Looks like I'll have to dig out the DVD and watch it again tonight

Cheers
Martin
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Old 13-May-2006, 08:32
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From Rita Sue and Bob Too.

Not got a copy of the film so maybe not 100% accurate, but it goes very much like this.

The scene were Bob has seduced Rita and Sue in the back of his Rover, having already had a 'jump' with Rita he now turns his attention to Sue and less than a minute later has finished his 'business'

Rita. "Is that all she's gettin?"
Bob. "I thought I were Great!" (delivered in a strong yorkshire accent)


Classic film, I must try and get hold of a copy.
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Old 13-May-2006, 09:43
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