Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > What job do you do for a living ?

[Jools]

I work for Hewlett Packard in a worldwide role as a Human Performance Technologist.

That means that I troubleshoot, analyse and provide solutions for teams who are not achieving the performance that they should be. That means seeing that they've got the right information flows, good management feedback and communication, good working practises and processes, the right working environment, the right tools to do their job, the right training, the right motivation and incentives, the right organisational design and that the workforce has the right capacity. The capacity thing is mostly intellectual capacity or the size of the team, but it's not about telling people that they might be redundant.

In today's corporate climate it's me that's more likely to be told I'm redundant, and I've felt under constant threat of that for the last 3 years. If that happens, I'm going to see what I can do about becoming a self-employed management consultant - so I'd be happy to hear from anyone who's made the jump into self-employment - and of course if there's anyone out there that needs this sort of stuff.

"Jools....did you tell 'em you were a Certified Performance Technologist"

Jools:"I think most of the DSC knows that I'm certified"

[peter grover]

I am a commerical motor vehicle mechanic or technician as the powers that be perfer to call us.Mainley on volvo trucks as i work for a volvo main dealer.I have to be very careful when working on my bikes as i tend to be a bit heavey handed.

[rcgbob44]

I vote that we ban peter grover from this board and the club as he`s involved with Volv*s..............................I can hardly bring myself to say the cursed name.

[dickieducati]

seems fair........while we're about it can get lose the hairdressers too

[BDG]

Originally posted by antonye
I sit and read the DSC website all day.
Still waiting for my first pay cheque though....

[guest1]

I am told:
Jack of all trades, master of none.

was electrician,
was technical author,
was electrical designer,
was electrical engineer,
was electrical site engineer,
was civil servant,
was db admin,

am financial reports admin person thingey.

but what I really want to be is...a lumberjack, leaping from tree to tree, the redwood, the scots pine, the mighty oak.......

[Edited on 21-9-2004 by guest1]

[clint]

Presentation Director for Sky Sports.

[Rocker]

Originally posted by clint
Presentation Director for Sky Sports.

Please could you ask them if we could have one channel just showing bike racing car racing and Spurs games

[Desmondo]

Originally posted by clint
Presentation Director for Sky Sports.

And tell them to get rid of that bloody red dot
Actually, I don't care any more as I cancelled my subscription due to too many shite channels, far too many adverts and constantly increasing costs. And I don't miss it one bit

Sorry clint, didn't mean to go on a mini rant

[Col996s]

I work for a manufacturing Company (there are a few left) that design and manufacture sorting machines for the food industry (primarly rice).
I work in R&D and develop tests for the electronics and final test for the machines.
If any one is interested the Company is www.sortex.com.