Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Hello, I'm new here, where do I start.....

[DukeKitty]

do you have a spare rubber suit by any chance....

[ScottyB]

yes a lovely bright yellow one...............North Sea special.....Room for 2 you want to hop in and zip it up..........

[DukeKitty]

yellow is not really my colour , love black though

[ScottyB]

There is only one woman i know who is into all things black especially rubber......Kwik Bitch.........

I will save myself for her thanks..........she's got it going on and an excellent taste in bikes to boot:P

[TP]

I'll need to know the 'rules' if I'm to adjudicate in an even handed manner.

You may send them to me via u2u if you like, but bribes will need to go to my hotmail account

[DukeKitty]

ok, go to her then



I'll still be here later though


K

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by DukeKitty]

[TP]

We men are such simple creatures ...

[ScottyB]

Yeah,

You should remember the old squaddie rules in life Tony........

They have never let me down yet.

1. Never **** a bird with shorter hair than you

2. Never **** a bird with smaller breasts than you.

3. Never **** a bird with tattoo's which are spelt incorrectly.

Anything else is a goer.

[TP]

Originally posted by ScottyB
Yeah,

You should remember the old squaddie rules in life Tony........

They have never let me down yet.

1. Never **** a bird with shorter hair than you

2. Never **** a bird with smaller breasts than you.

3. Never **** a bird with tattoo's which are spelt incorrectly.

Anything else is a goer.

Your mate never rang me today ...

[DukeKitty]

on a more ducati based theme, which is why I joined here , can anyone help me out on a few items of info.

what would be the best 999r to lookout for.
is new allways the best option, or is a good used bike more viable from a spec view point.

what problems shold I lookout for and what probs can I expect to get with one.

what are the difference between the 999r models from it;'s early models to current model year.

any help would be nice before I go out and start to look, need to be armed with as much info as possible .

thanks K

now back to the jovial banter