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[DukeKitty]

Full DSC membership being sorted in the next few days.
Hoping to get to some sussex meets soon after.


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[guest1]

Originally posted by Crunchy

"soft Scottish accent" HELLLLLLO that's like saying there are quiet Ducati clutches

Crunchy - you sound like the dragon "Clifford" off the mouthwash advert.

OMG, guess there's gonna be a rush on at the Spar shop for mouthwash and Lynx tomorrow?

[Crunchy]

Originally posted by guest1

Crunchy - you sound like the dragon "Clifford" off the mouthwash advert.

OMG, guess there's gonna be a rush on at the Spar shop for mouthwash and Lynx tomorrow?

I feel I must reply in some way or other to either compliment or insult you but I haven't got a clue WHAT the f*ck you are on about. Who's "Clifford" what's or who is OMG and why is there going to be a rush at the Spar for mouthwash and Lynx and further more why tomorrow. Has this to do with this LYNX thing What is Lynx How do you know I look like a dragaon You've offended the wife now. There's only room for one Dragon in this household BUDDY Now the wife feels threatened, Thanks a lot MATEY, live in hell, I'll meet you there with my mouthwash and friggin what ever it is LYNX.

[ath748]

In the listerine advert there's a dragon with bad breath, name is clifford I believe. But I'll stand to be corrected on that one.

OMG stands for Oh My God. In the same way as imho stands for "in my honest (or humble) opinion".

Lynx is a famous deoderant brand with a current slogan of Get More (or something like that) - relating to totty obviously.

Ade.

[Edited on 21-10-2005 by ath748]

[guest1]

Originally posted by Crunchy
I feel I must reply in some way or other to either compliment or insult you but I haven't got a clue WHAT the f*ck you are on about. Who's "Clifford" what's or who is OMG and why is there going to be a rush at the Spar for mouthwash and Lynx and further more why tomorrow. Has this to do with this LYNX thing What is Lynx How do you know I look like a dragaon You've offended the wife now. There's only room for one Dragon in this household BUDDY Now the wife feels threatened, Thanks a lot MATEY, live in hell, I'll meet you there with my mouthwash and friggin what ever it is LYNX.
[Edited on 21-10-2005 by ath748]

So much for the common market.

The dragon sounded like Leslie Philips on a good day.

Shurely you know who Leslie Philips is

Re: you the dragon....guess you save a fortune on toasters, but hey NMP.

[Edited on 21-10-2005 by guest1]

[Crunchy]

Now I get you DUH
You still haven't explained what OMG means though and what's NMP

[ath748]

OMG.....Oh My God.


NMP......Not My something or other I guess!

[guest1]

Originally posted by ath748
OMG.....Oh My God.


NMP......Not My something or other I guess!

NMP - Not My Problem

LNOK - referred to in helpdesk logs = Loose Nut On Keyboard
LOIE - also referred to in helpdesk logs = Local Operator Interface Error
DNC - referred to in accident report books at end of accident description = Did Not Cry

[Martin Ducati Glasgow]

Great thread folks, OMG what a laugh!!

Dukekitty just sent you a u2u

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by ScottyB
Yeah,

You should remember the old squaddie rules in life Tony........

They have never let me down yet.

1. Never **** a bird with shorter hair than you

2. Never **** a bird with smaller breasts than you.

3. Never **** a bird with tattoo's which are spelt incorrectly.

Anything else is a goer.

What's the motto Scotty???,Oh Yeah! "Any holes a goal"???:P