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 Join Date: Jul 2001
 Location: In the wilderness
 Mood: All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
  
    
     I would rather have my knob cut off without anesthetic!
 
 Having owned various "classic" British bikes in my dark and distant yoof, no ******* way! They were without exception, ugly, unreliable, ****ed oil from every oriface and some that weren't, didn't handle, didn't go and most definately didn't stop. 
 
 With regard to my qualifications for this rant, here is a small selection of the bikes I once was unfortunate enough to own.....
 
 Ariel leader - would sieze at the drop of a hat
 BSA Bantam - nuff said
 Triumph T100SS - sprung a leak in the fuel tank and met a firey end in Uppingham
 Triumph Bonneville - awful oil in frame model, regularly broke spokes in wheel giving a most "interesting " handling experience
 Norton Commando 750 - Almost handled, but then bit you just when you thought it was doing ok
 Norton 850 Interstate - with the infamous low vibration frame - my arse!
 
 Stuff it, I'm fed up already. Just in case you missed the message - NO!!!!!
 
 [Edited on 4-10-2004 by yeti]