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Location: Chelmsford, Essex
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seasonal chorttle
very old, but they make me chuckle every year............
Things you can say & get away with at christmas!
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I ' ll burst!
5. I 've never seen a better spread!
6. I ' m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It 's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you ' ll get some!
10. Don 't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you ' ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn 't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in? .
16. You ' ll know it 's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That ' s the biggest bird I 've ever had!
19. I ' m so full, I 've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn ' t think I could handle all that and still want more!
06-Dec-2004, 15:17 
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