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Ducati Corse
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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JOKE
A man was sitting in a bar having a drink when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young lady walked in.
The man could not take his eyes off her. The young lady noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly over to him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young lady said to him "I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £100, with one condition"
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young lady replied "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just 3 words"
The man considered the proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and counted out five £20 notes, which he pressed into the young lady's hand.
He looked deeply into her beautiful eyes and slowly said,
"Paint my house"
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