Made me laugh

chicken · 10-Feb-2005, 12:11

This is a copy of an email recently received by B&Q customer services:

Dear Sir/Madam,
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely,

John Roberts

Mark · 10-Feb-2005, 12:16

BDG · 10-Feb-2005, 12:51

Best one i've heard for ages

baylissboy · 10-Feb-2005, 13:02

That's about right!!

madmav · 10-Feb-2005, 23:51

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10-Feb-2005, 12:16	#2
Mark Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 6,397 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fareham, Hampshire Reply

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BDG Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,893 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The North Mood: Daft as MartinH after too much Smirnoff Ice Best one i've heard for ages Reply

10-Feb-2005, 13:02	#4
baylissboy Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 623 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Staffordshire Mood: Happy as Larry!!! That's about right!! Reply

10-Feb-2005, 23:51	#5
madmav Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Bikes: 1098 Posts: 3,060 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: West Midlands Mood: Chilled pmsl Reply