And whilst you're at it, how's about:-
 a blind as a bat smiley
 a foot in the mouth smiley
 a letch smiley
 a **9 smiley - starts on left, gets half across page then brakes for no apparent reason
 a blade smiley - goes left to right without stopping (see MCN poll thread)
 a jack frost smiley - for those still in britain
 a tequila swigging sun tanned smiley - for those in nigeria (I am not jealous, honest)
 
 any more suggestions?