And whilst you're at it, how's about:-
a blind as a bat smiley
a foot in the mouth smiley
a letch smiley
a **9 smiley - starts on left, gets half across page then brakes for no apparent reason
a blade smiley - goes left to right without stopping (see MCN poll thread)
a jack frost smiley - for those still in britain
a tequila swigging sun tanned smiley - for those in nigeria (I am not jealous, honest)
any more suggestions?