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Old 02-Mar-2005, 12:24   #1
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Go as fast as you like on public roads.........
I suggest you contain this to motorways and roads with 60 or 70 MPH speed limits.

Send me a personal cheque for £250 per balloon

Attach the balloons to your car or Ducati.

Drive as fast as you want

Look at the terror on the faces of surrounding motorists

If you should get stopped by the nice policeman, insist you are a counter-terrorism agent and you thought they were real............................
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Old 02-Mar-2005, 12:27   #2
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absolutely superb!.......i so want some.
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Old 02-Mar-2005, 12:27   #3
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Old 02-Mar-2005, 12:28   #4
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Seen this before, makes me laugh every time though
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Old 02-Mar-2005, 13:51   #5
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Off to get me some of those!
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Old 02-Mar-2005, 13:57   #6
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Old 02-Mar-2005, 15:12   #7
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Don't forget I can supply at £250 each and you'll get your DSC discount
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Old 04-Mar-2005, 23:10   #8
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Old 05-Mar-2005, 19:54   #9
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Old 05-Mar-2005, 20:00   #10
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