I suggest you contain this to motorways and roads with 60 or 70 MPH speed limits.
  Send me a personal cheque for £250 per balloon 
 Attach the balloons to your car or Ducati. 
 Drive as fast as you want 

 
  Look at the terror on the faces of surrounding motorists 
 If you should get stopped by the nice policeman, insist you are a counter-terrorism agent and you thought they were real............................ 

