Y\'might have heard it...........
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
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>>Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
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>>the world."
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>>Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
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>>Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the
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>>They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
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>>claims verified.
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>>Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
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>>official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
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>>Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the
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>>person in the world."
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>>Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking dejected and said, "Who the
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>>f?&k is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
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