How to attract random females.......

mogwai · 26-Mar-2005, 21:54

Cousin just turned up on the doorstep with this,says he's been beating the females off with a shitty stick..thoroughly recommends one..

Redruth · 26-Mar-2005, 22:47

Have to go along with that, much as it saddens me to say so. My 2nd Ex husband used to take my first Dobie puppy out for walks just to attract female attention. Said it worked a treat. Needless to say, I got custody of the dog in the divorce. I cannot stand animal exploitation in any form.

Nice puppy though. Doing anything tomorrow night?

Rooney · 26-Mar-2005, 23:14

Yes mate I had a Husky lovely dog ,he did get alot of attention when out for walks

bless him I lost him to old age a few years ago

Ducnow · 27-Mar-2005, 21:18

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Originally posted by Redruth
Have to go along with that, much as it saddens me to say so. My 2nd Ex husband used to take my first Dobie puppy out for walks just to attract female attention. Said it worked a treat. Needless to say, I got custody of the dog in the divorce. I cannot stand animal exploitation in any form.

Nice puppy though. Doing anything tomorrow night?

But why did you wanted the dog then?
Going the lesbo route?

guest1 · 27-Mar-2005, 22:31

Ah yes, I once had a dog ridgeback as a magnet, but all I got was a bitch. (soon followed by 14 puppies, all cute 'n' cuddly and ...messy)

Redruth · 27-Mar-2005, 23:44

Ah, Dseered, little fluffy terrier. My dog's favourite Tea Time snack.

guest1 · 29-Mar-2005, 14:48

Dseered - just checked out your doggy pic...

Dogs look like their owners?

rcgbob44 · 29-Mar-2005, 22:22

Hers my woof woof

Redruth · 29-Mar-2005, 23:20

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Originally posted by rcgbob44
Hers my woof woof

I used to have a golden retriever. I never dressed her in a football shirt though.

Can I call the RSPCA now?

rcgbob44 · 30-Mar-2005, 00:01

And sometimes she even smiles!

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26-Mar-2005, 21:54	#1
mogwai Registered Forum User 888 at Last !!! Posts: 940 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Supernova heights.. Mood: IF IN DOUBT..GET BLAGGING. How to attract random females....... Cousin just turned up on the doorstep with this,says he's been beating the females off with a shitty stick..thoroughly recommends one.. Reply

26-Mar-2005, 23:14	#3
Rooney Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 147 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Norfolk Mood: Need to get out Yes mate I had a Husky lovely dog ,he did get alot of attention when out for walks bless him I lost him to old age a few years ago Reply

27-Mar-2005, 22:31	#5
guest1 Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,173 Join Date: Mar 2008 Ah yes, I once had a dog ridgeback as a magnet, but all I got was a bitch. (soon followed by 14 puppies, all cute 'n' cuddly and ...messy) Reply

27-Mar-2005, 23:44	#6
Redruth Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,885 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hemel Hempstead Mood: Fabulous Ah, Dseered, little fluffy terrier. My dog's favourite Tea Time snack. Reply

29-Mar-2005, 14:48	#7
guest1 Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,173 Join Date: Mar 2008 Dseered - just checked out your doggy pic... Dogs look like their owners? Reply

29-Mar-2005, 22:22	#8
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30-Mar-2005, 00:01	#10
rcgbob44 DSC Club Member BSB Star Bikes: 2009 Ducati Monster 1100s, KTM 890R Posts: 5,991 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: I love the Monster and the KTM & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! And sometimes she even smiles! Reply