Stupid, stupid, stupid joke

Jools · 07-Sep-2005, 17:41

There was a family of balloons. A Daddy baloon, a Mummy balloon and a Baby balloon. Baby balloon was used to creeping into his mum and dad's bed every night, but as he grew bigger it got really cramped and uncomfortable 'cos ther wasn't enough room in the bed.

Mum and Dad ballon had several attempts to make Baby balloon stay in his own bed and eventually after several failed attempts they made him promise that he would never, ever try and get in the bed again.

But the temptation was just too much and one night he tried again, but since he had grown a bit there was just no way he could fit in. So he had an idea and let just a little bit of air out of Daddy balloon, a little bit of air out of Mummy balloon and a little bit of air out of himself, then he settled down for a night's sleep.

When he woke up he found his Mum absolutely furious with him. "You promised to stay in your own bed" she ranted "I can't believe your behaviour last night"

"Why? What have I done" said the Baby balloon

"As if you don't know" said Mum "You've let your Dad down, you've let me down, but most of all you've let yourself down"

Sorry...I'll get me coat

TP · 07-Sep-2005, 17:45

You need to have a beer Jools - go back to the other thread

BDG · 07-Sep-2005, 17:51

Thats BAD

07-Sep-2005, 17:53

Well I like it ... I know easily pleased.

philthy · 07-Sep-2005, 21:22

Brill

sparkin · 07-Sep-2005, 21:51

Fantastic!

Davieravie · 08-Sep-2005, 11:16

That works for me! Just!

guest1 · 08-Sep-2005, 14:13

Can I post this? Ahh what the heck:

"Liverpool airport today announced that it is flying out two plane loads of aid workers to New Orleans to assist with the looting"

JPM · 08-Sep-2005, 14:46

That went down like a sack of spuds then Alan... you should be ashamed!

Michael J · 08-Sep-2005, 19:31

Unfortunately Jools, that tickled my funny bone. What does that say about me????

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07-Sep-2005, 17:45	#2
TP Registered Forum User MotoGP God Posts: 15,644 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Swansea Mood: 749 racebike MGP You need to have a beer Jools - go back to the other thread Reply

07-Sep-2005, 17:51	#3
BDG Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,893 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The North Mood: Daft as MartinH after too much Smirnoff Ice Thats BAD Reply

07-Sep-2005, 17:53	#4
everton Posts: n/a Well I like it ... I know easily pleased. Reply

07-Sep-2005, 21:22	#5
philthy Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,028 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Wirral Mood: Can't make me mind up Brill Reply

07-Sep-2005, 21:51	#6
sparkin Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,734 Join Date: Jun 2003 Mood: This is a carbon free zone! Fantastic! Reply

08-Sep-2005, 11:16	#7
Davieravie Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 799 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Auld Reekie Mood: Warmed up and ready to go That works for me! Just! Reply

08-Sep-2005, 14:13	#8
guest1 Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,173 Join Date: Mar 2008 Can I post this? Ahh what the heck: "Liverpool airport today announced that it is flying out two plane loads of aid workers to New Orleans to assist with the looting" Reply

08-Sep-2005, 14:46	#9
JPM Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 5,682 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: NW England Mood: Soon my pet, soon That went down like a sack of spuds then Alan... you should be ashamed! Reply

08-Sep-2005, 19:31	#10
Michael J Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 257 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cambridgeshire Unfortunately Jools, that tickled my funny bone. What does that say about me???? Reply