Got home not expecting a shock, walked in and was shocked to find a box with "Warning! Do not open unless you want a shock!" on it. Opened it as I need a shock, and lo and behold there's a shock inside!
The shocking bugger had only gone and retrieved my lost and lonely shock from its extended stay at the KAIS Nursing Home for Tired Shocks, packed it in 14km of bubble wrap, boxed it and sent it overnight to the deep south.
Cheers Shaun, your a top shocker!
Ali