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fatduke11111 · 20-Sep-2005, 11:06

Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."

Ozz · 20-Sep-2005, 11:19

kwikbitch · 20-Sep-2005, 16:00

Screwy · 20-Sep-2005, 19:25

oh god , just sprayed coffee all over my monitor

sparkin · 20-Sep-2005, 19:31

That`s hilarious

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20-Sep-2005, 11:19	#2
Ozz Registered Forum User Cucciolo Ducati in my Blood Bikes: 848 Evo Corse Posts: 4,941 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Wimborne, Dorset Mood: Waiting for the revolution! Reply

20-Sep-2005, 16:00	#3
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20-Sep-2005, 19:25	#4
Screwy Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 359 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Bradford West Yorks oh god , just sprayed coffee all over my monitor Reply

20-Sep-2005, 19:31	#5
sparkin Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,734 Join Date: Jun 2003 Mood: This is a carbon free zone! That`s hilarious Reply