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Old 28-Sep-2005, 11:18   #1
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Billy was at school one morning in the outback and the teacher asked all
the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc,
but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the
offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room
and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children
some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.





"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia
but I was just too embarrassed to say."


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Old 28-Sep-2005, 11:20   #2
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Old 28-Sep-2005, 12:17   #3
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Thats one less bike you'll be working on

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Old 28-Sep-2005, 13:32   #4
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Thats one less bike you'll be working on


:P tried to send you your own personal version but it got bounced back?

You got a pommie filter on your inbox
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Old 28-Sep-2005, 13:35   #5
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Thats one less bike you'll be working on


:P tried to send you your own personal version but it got bounced back?

You got a pommie filter on your inbox

That would have been to my previous work account - I'm currently unemployed.

Although I've just gotten off the phone to HR with them so I might be back there fairly quickly.

Try sending it to tony_perrin@hotmail.com so I can have time to type some vitriolic abuse back at my leisure
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Old 28-Sep-2005, 13:38   #6
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:P took the pi55 in public now

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