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      Spellin B from \'merica 
  Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
 
 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
 
 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
 
 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
 
 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
 
 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my woman rectum both.
 
 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
 
 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he hand me a cup and said penis.
 
 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
 
 9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' woman living in the apartment undermine.
 
 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
 
 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
 
 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
 
 13. Fortify - I axed this hooker on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
 
 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da gurl and income my wife.
 
 Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
 
 Today's word is :"OMELETTE"
 
 Let us use it in a sentence.
 
 "I should pop yo azz fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.