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Old 10-Oct-2005, 16:10   #1
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My girlfriends sister.
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me ... It was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less.


She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.


One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.


Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.


I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door.


I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his
eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 17:17   #2
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 17:28   #3
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What was the mum like !
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 18:21   #4
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 19:49   #5
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 20:00   #6
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

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Old 10-Oct-2005, 22:43   #7
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Joke???...But you singletons are all the same...:P
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 22:52   #8
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I thought it was funny.

And so true. Every man would take the applause for doing something morally correct when in fact they are being a Snake in the Grass.
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 22:55   #9
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Now THAT is true!
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Old 10-Oct-2005, 22:58   #10
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Now THAT is true!

I know

However, us women are outnumbered on this forum so the comments we make have to be commensurate with the voice we have.

Otherwise, I'd have said what I REALLY think
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