Late Wednesday joke

swannymere · 11-Oct-2005, 23:22

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.

It said: "Good till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

domski · 11-Oct-2005, 23:26

...but it's still tuesday

clockwork orange · 11-Oct-2005, 23:29

But how did you know about YOU magazine ??

swannymere · 11-Oct-2005, 23:33

Sorry celebrating early,it's me BIRTHDAY wednesday,all donations of bikes,parts,cake,sexual favours and root beer gratefully accepted.

P.S.I know about YOU magazine because my 2nd cousins,neighbours,milkmans,butchers stepson gets the Mail On Sunday

clockwork orange · 11-Oct-2005, 23:36

Sorry, I thought you meant the South African weekly magazine of the same name.

swannymere · 11-Oct-2005, 23:50

clockwork orange · 11-Oct-2005, 23:56

Never mind.

swannymere · 11-Oct-2005, 23:57

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11-Oct-2005, 23:26	#2
domski DSC Club Member WSB Hero Posts: 9,994 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Devon ...but it's still tuesday Reply

11-Oct-2005, 23:29	#3
clockwork orange Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 823 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Alton Mood: On top of the world But how did you know about YOU magazine ?? Reply

11-Oct-2005, 23:33	#4
swannymere Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,863 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Winchester-ish Mood: High as a kite! Sorry celebrating early,it's me BIRTHDAY wednesday,all donations of bikes,parts,cake,sexual favours and root beer gratefully accepted. P.S.I know about YOU magazine because my 2nd cousins,neighbours,milkmans,butchers stepson gets the Mail On Sunday Reply

11-Oct-2005, 23:36	#5
clockwork orange Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 823 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Alton Mood: On top of the world Sorry, I thought you meant the South African weekly magazine of the same name. Reply

11-Oct-2005, 23:50	#6
swannymere Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,863 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Winchester-ish Mood: High as a kite! Reply

11-Oct-2005, 23:56	#7
clockwork orange Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 823 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Alton Mood: On top of the world Never mind. Reply

11-Oct-2005, 23:57	#8
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