Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Berto is victorious

[berto]

Well well big surprise(I don't think)...weefannyian has been told to sell his bike(by his wife)...so he cannot compete in the 1/4 mile race, he challenged me as i destroyed him on the trackday at knockhill and in the crash challenge the final tally was me-1(the winner)Scottch-2 and as usual bringing up the rear weediddyian-3(the loser)...I can see where Ian's missus was coming from he can't go quick enough to do himself in so she can't spend the insurance dough...so she is taking the bike off him instead....Girl power!!
It's gonna be a long winter without Ian's mishaps to give us all a laugh so let's hear it for Ian........YOU'RE A FANNY.............

[AK]

well done, you foul angry man

winner by default eh?

drag your sad sporran over the border sweetie.... could arrange a match down here

C
x

[andyb]

You had the key to the answer there then!

[ScottyB]

No Andy the key thing is WeeIan has talked the talk yet again but failed to deliver........He is getting worse than DHL with Berto's keys better late than never.

No invisible men were taken out in the process which Berto has previous for so that is a positive.

Bet Martin is well pi55ed off, someone was guaranteed to bin it even in a straight line...eh Berto:P

There goes his profit for this week at least.

[Scottch]

Rab,

I don't believe you are the winner mate.

I remember the very dull but loud thud your head made echoing around a certain mini-moto hall.

They're still trying to fill in the crater you made, and the bike hasn't been seen since!

And had you actually taken your bike keys to Jerez .... who knows eh.

Cheers!

Scott