SO....

AK · 03-Nov-2005, 22:23

I got asked tonight by 'im-in-the-garridge' what I wanted for xmas

I like surprises really, but I know he needs a prod in the right direction sometimes tho

so, do I ask for the DP comfort seat, or new rear sets (new susp set up would be ace, or a CSS day - but am living in cloud cuckoo land methinks

)
- or do I mention about some bling for myself

....or something totally different?

and more to the point, what are you guys likely to get 'her-in-the-kitchen' (Joke name!!) for xmas...

C

ps: Dickie - any answers of hatchets & baseball bats not considered, I have my own collection

Loz · 03-Nov-2005, 22:28

Quote:

Originally posted by CK and AK
I got asked tonight by 'im-in-the-garridge' what I wanted for xmas

I like surprises really, but I know he needs a prod in the right direction sometimes tho

...

and more to the point, what are you guys likely to get 'her-in-the-kitchen' (Joke name!!) for xmas...

C

Not sure, but I reckon a "prod in the right direction" sounds ideal for Xmas or any other time for that matter

[Edited on 3-11-2005 by Loz]

AK · 03-Nov-2005, 22:29

err, no ta Paul

got a silver one ta - and it works (until AK tries to cook another bit of bike in it

)

AK · 03-Nov-2005, 22:30

Loz

behave:P:P

you know what I meant

Loz · 03-Nov-2005, 22:31

Quote:

Originally posted by CK and AK
Loz

behave:P:P

you know what I meant

Oh, yes indeedy ...

rcgbob44 · 03-Nov-2005, 22:36

Might treat her to a new set of saucepans!

berto · 03-Nov-2005, 23:08

plastic surgery......Lady goes to see the surgeon and says"can you make me an arse like kylie's" Surgeon lifts up her skirt and says...."one?..I could make you five" boom boom!!!!

andyb · 03-Nov-2005, 23:11

Lady goes to the plastic surgeon and asks for a bigger cleavage.
Surgeon replies, " rub some toilet paper between your breasts"

She says "what?"

He says, " Well it did wonders for your Arse!"

GsxrAge · 03-Nov-2005, 23:19

I will buy the wife a ...................................

TURKEY

andyb · 03-Nov-2005, 23:20

Quote:

Originally posted by AGE996
I will buy the wife a ...................................

TURKEY

A gobbling one?

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03-Nov-2005, 22:29	#3
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk err, no ta Paul got a silver one ta - and it works (until AK tries to cook another bit of bike in it ) Reply

03-Nov-2005, 22:30	#4
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk Loz behave:P:P you know what I meant Reply

03-Nov-2005, 22:36	#6
rcgbob44 Registered Forum User BSB Star Bikes: 998s, Jota, KTM 690 Duke Posts: 5,990 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: My Jota goes rumpety rump! & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! Might treat her to a new set of saucepans! Reply

03-Nov-2005, 23:08	#7
berto Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 730 Join Date: Oct 2004 plastic surgery......Lady goes to see the surgeon and says"can you make me an arse like kylie's" Surgeon lifts up her skirt and says...."one?..I could make you five" boom boom!!!! Reply

03-Nov-2005, 23:11	#8
andyb Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 6,720 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: northampton Mood: Has change happened...must of missed it! Lady goes to the plastic surgeon and asks for a bigger cleavage. Surgeon replies, " rub some toilet paper between your breasts" She says "what?" He says, " Well it did wonders for your Arse!" Reply

03-Nov-2005, 23:19	#9
GsxrAge Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,868 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wellington somerset I will buy the wife a ................................... TURKEY Reply