Ali - LOL

couchcommando · 06-Nov-2005, 13:06

Someone asked me for the big bore kit off your blown engine......
So I decided to strip it and have a look what you'd done !

4" hole in bottom of crankcase
Starter gears destroyed
Bottom con rod snapped
Bottom piston welded to barrel
Top piston skirt smashed
Top barrel skirt smashed
Top barrel hoooge gouges inside

Apart from that a runner

Well done mate you must be the years best engine destoyer LMAO

Redruth · 06-Nov-2005, 13:13

That doesn't sound too good, does it?

You know when Ali reads this he's going to wince with every line, don't you? It will be more painful for him than hearing about all the bones he's broken in his body

ali · 06-Nov-2005, 13:14

Funny, I though it sounded a bit rough!

Hope the new one is a bit more bullet proof. I can give it a bit of a tune up if you like, I appear to be something of a master........

Have fun rebuilding, I expect great things next year.

Ali

ali · 06-Nov-2005, 13:18

Quote:

Originally posted by Redruth
That doesn't sound too good, does it?

You know when Ali reads this he's going to wince with every line, don't you? It will be more painful for him than hearing about all the bones he's broken in his body

I have a feeling she's gone to a better place. Somewhere where oil isn't re-used, where chains are visible through the lube, where bearings aren't left starved of oil, and where there's more petrol in the tank than diesel.....

Tis' true I destroy bikes and the competition....

Ali

Redruth · 06-Nov-2005, 13:20

Funny, I though it sounded a bit rough!

Ali [/quote]

Not wincing then. Oh yes, I forgot, your not the sensitive type

Grib · 06-Nov-2005, 14:50

She's currently in lots of pieces with the good engine having a service while the frame's off having a little repair done and being powder coated

Don't think you'll recognise it next year

TP · 06-Nov-2005, 15:58

Wow, Ali is going to be a real tiger to contend with next year on a sorted 620Sport!

Hopefully you'll have you back sorted out soon Grib, I wish I had the mechanical knowledge that Tony appears to have!

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06-Nov-2005, 13:13	#2
Redruth Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,885 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hemel Hempstead Mood: Fabulous That doesn't sound too good, does it? You know when Ali reads this he's going to wince with every line, don't you? It will be more painful for him than hearing about all the bones he's broken in his body Reply

06-Nov-2005, 13:14	#3
ali Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,463 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guernsey Mood: Damp Funny, I though it sounded a bit rough! Hope the new one is a bit more bullet proof. I can give it a bit of a tune up if you like, I appear to be something of a master........ Have fun rebuilding, I expect great things next year. Ali Reply

06-Nov-2005, 13:20	#5
Redruth Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,885 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hemel Hempstead Mood: Fabulous Funny, I though it sounded a bit rough! Ali [/quote] Not wincing then. Oh yes, I forgot, your not the sensitive type Reply

06-Nov-2005, 14:50	#6
Grib Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,416 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Nottingham Mood: Ducati-less! She's currently in lots of pieces with the good engine having a service while the frame's off having a little repair done and being powder coated Don't think you'll recognise it next year Reply

06-Nov-2005, 15:58	#7
TP Registered Forum User MotoGP God Posts: 15,644 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Swansea Mood: 749 racebike MGP Wow, Ali is going to be a real tiger to contend with next year on a sorted 620Sport! Hopefully you'll have you back sorted out soon Grib, I wish I had the mechanical knowledge that Tony appears to have! Reply