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Mille
Posts: 240
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Nth wales
Mood: I started life with nothing and still have most of it left
What to do when you\'re retired
Working people frequently ask us retired
people what we do to make our days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went
into town and went to a shop in Grenfell street.
I was only in there
for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a copper writing out a
parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate,
how about giving a
senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket.
I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a piece of dog sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a
third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a sh*t.
I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.
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