Joke almost festive

TonyH · 02-Dec-2005, 11:34

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing".
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked on.

But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!", to which the man quietly replied. .......................
"Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear".

Rossco · 02-Dec-2005, 12:11

CHORTLE

sparkin · 02-Dec-2005, 13:14

That`s the worst joke I`ve ever heard!

BDG · 02-Dec-2005, 13:16

Scotty Monster · 02-Dec-2005, 13:45

quality

deej · 04-Dec-2005, 16:16

how didnt i see that coming

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02-Dec-2005, 12:11	#2
Rossco Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 106 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Waterlooville, Hants Mood: Lovin the Ducati CHORTLE Reply

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sparkin Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,734 Join Date: Jun 2003 Mood: This is a carbon free zone! That`s the worst joke I`ve ever heard! Reply

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BDG Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,893 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The North Mood: Daft as MartinH after too much Smirnoff Ice Reply

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Scotty Monster Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 185 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Gateshead Mood: counting quality Reply

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deej Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Bikes: have owned 748/853/916/749/853R/748/848 not sure whats next... Posts: 2,242 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: deep sunny cornwall Mood: excited about the changes made to averysmotorcycles.co.uk that are coming up how didnt i see that coming Reply