Anybody used a sex therapist??
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to
sex."You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems", Linda
told her friend. "That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Mark and I.
We're thinking of going to a sex therapist", said Linda. "Oh, we could
never
do that! We'd be too embarrassed!", responded Mary. "But after you go,
will
you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again. "So how
did the sex therapy work out, Linda?", Mary asked. "Things couldn't be
better!", Linda exclaimed.
"We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was
certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the
way
home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on
the
floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape
that
went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut
that
I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in
fact it's better
than it's ever been!"
With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with
the
same sex therapist.After the physical exams were completed the doctor
called
Mary and Mark into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for
you," he said.
"But doctor," Mary complained, "you did such good for Linda and John,
surely you
must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some
help? Any
help at all?"
"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop
at the grocery
store and buy a sack of apples and a box of cheerios.
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