Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > If you could run the country

[madmav]

For a year!!!!
what would you change?

I would
(motoring)
Put all trucks on the road at night 8pm till 8am

Ban anyone taking there kids into school in a car

Make people firstly,pass their motorcycle test,then their HGV class 1!

(Then they could have a car Licence)

No cars or trucks allowed on the road on sundays!!
National biking day.

(Benifits)

If you were unlucky enough to loose your job, you could claim Dole,But you would still have to work for it by means of cleaning up towns and villages etc etc

(Religion) WOULD BE OUTLAWED ! boats would be made available to ship anyone who needs religion,to take them out of the uk and deliver them elswhere.

(Income tax) would be only for the people on benifits

as they would be able to afforrd it

Like minded people would be able to pool funds and build communities, where by you could leave your keys in ya bike /car and no one would touch it

I could go on and on !
would anyone like to say what they would do?

[phoenix n max]

Some good ideas there

[dickieducati]

bring back capital punishment.

and sort out crime in general.

do as they do in some u.s states - 3 strikes and you're out.

no free houses, no housing benefit, no child benefit (cant afford them, dont have them) no unemployment pay unless you have put something into the counrty in the first place. give genuine help to those really wanting to work anyone else can be put up in basic hostels.

the economy pretty much runs itself.

review foreign aid policy.

use non dangerous prisoners to clear up all the litter everywhere in return for shorter setences.

clamp down on drink/drug driving raise speed limit on motorways/dual carriageways, drop it in built up areas

[madmav]

Originally posted by dickieducati
bring back capital punishment.

and sort out crime in general.

do as they do in some u.s states - 3 strikes and you're out.

no free houses, no housing benefit, no child benefit (cant afford them, dont have them) no unemployment pay unless you have put something into the counrty in the first place. give genuine help to those really wanting to work anyone else can be put up in basic hostels.

the economy pretty much runs itself.

review foreign aid policy.

use non dangerous prisoners to clear up all the litter everywhere in return for shorter setences.

clamp down on drink/drug driving raise speed limit on motorways/dual carriageways, drop it in built up areas

Here here, dicki,
i would have put it like that but i'm too thick to write all that

[doogalman]

Mav? are you going to represent the Monster Raving Loonies in the next elections?

[YMFB]

ban all caravans.
all vehicles that are not capable of 60 mph to be off the road 07.00 to 10.00 and 16.00 to 19.00.
abandon the isle of wight, move all pikies, prisoners and illegals there.
refund fuel tax for motorbike users.
Soap operas to be shown only on satellite TV between 10.00 and 15.00 Mon - fri and not to coincide with any form of sport.
Make all unemployment benefit payments dependant upon community work.
Make all take away resturants responsible for litter in a 1/2 radius of their premises

I could go on and on and on

[Carbon749]

Bring in chain gangs of convicts. Use them to repair the roads, sweep the streets etc etc etc

If they try to escape shoot them.

[ScottyB]

Ship all the illegals straight back to where they came from, they broke the law by entering the country illegally, ship the feckers out.

They know the benefit system better than anyone born here, what have they contributed to our economy to be able to sponge off it???? They are a huge drain on resources.

On a slightly off tack subject but relevant, did anyone see the latest Crimewatch just before Crimbo????

90% of all the crimes shown were committed by Eastern Europeans and the like. Turks, Albanian's, Greeks, Kosacks etc..........

Poor lass picked up in an illegal taxi in London - Gang raped

Secondly 2 Albanian's shown on CCTV at a train station raped a young lass.

I have forgotten the rest, but was shocked to say the least.

I am all for a multi cultural society, i am married to a Chinese lass, but it scares me when people living in this Country have no regard what so ever for our laws and ways of living.

What the feck is going on........?????

Our immigration policy sucks, i feel seriously sorry for you guys down South with what seems a much bigger problem than we have up here. Glasgow has areas where complete tower blocks have been taken over by Albanians and stabbings and rapes are through the roof.....

[philthy]

Stop all imigration. Zero. None. ( Don't care which country you come from )

Check every recent immigrant for infectious diseases and treat them.

Sort out people here illegally. Are they a benefit to the country? If Yes they can stay, if not, out they go.

We have well over 1 million unemployed - No new immigrants until all those people are employed. All potential immigrants thereafter can only come here if they already have a genuine job offer. If they can't do the job or lose their job and can't get another then out they go.

Double the police force

Hang anyone who robs / hurts any O.A.P. or child.

Hang all paedophiles / child abusers

Hang anyone who steals a car / bike and subsequently hurts someone due to their driving

Sack every M.P. Replace them all with 'NORMAL' people.


MAKE AND SHOW MORE REALITY T.V.SHOWS! ( Nightmare scenario )

The last line is the only one which will come true


At the end of my term Scotty B takes over

[Edited on 9-1-2006 by philthy]

[madmav]

Makes you relalise Mad max was not to far fetched!!!!!

come the "Revolution" madmav will have the fuel tanker

The milkey bars are on me