I saw my intestines on tv today

Nigel C · 27-Jan-2006, 17:24

Went for an Barium x ray today , and they had a tv next to the bed most bizzare watching a tube go down through my stomach into my large intestines and then watching everything moving about as the doc prodded my stomach with his hand .
it was just like that bit in a film i can't remember where they guy walks though an xray machine and you can see all his bones etc , i looked at my hips and my spine and all the long squiggly bits of my insides

AK · 27-Jan-2006, 17:41

Thankyou for your contribution Nigel - I didnt need to know that

Martinp · 27-Jan-2006, 18:44

YMFB · 27-Jan-2006, 19:06

Wait until you need a dump !!

You will need a stiff brush !

Nigel C · 27-Jan-2006, 19:09

just noticed that

yorkie · 27-Jan-2006, 21:04

Did the tube go down your throat or up your ass?

Its the difference between Deep Throat and Back Alley Neighbours!!! (Not that i have see either)

Yorkie.

psychlist · 27-Jan-2006, 21:58

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Originally posted by yorkie
Did the tube go down your throat or up your ass?

Had both done under sedation in one visit a few years ago before I ended up with my gall bladder being removed, can't remember it at all but apparently kept asking the nurse to get out the feckin way so I could see the TV

domski · 27-Jan-2006, 22:02

You'd hope they went in via the throat first!!!!

Athelstan · 27-Jan-2006, 22:09

When ya other half is a doc and she's taking biopsies you really are watching reality tv in colour - word of advice - never fall ill near our place - health costs a lot here! God bless and protect the NHS.

psychlist · 27-Jan-2006, 22:11

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Originally posted by domski
You'd hope they went in via the throat first!!!!

Nah, you're thinking of the ancient Nepalese art of gastric cleansing practised by the Shaolin priests where they swallow one end of a bandage and wait for it to appear the other end before attaching a soapy sponge and pulling it back out again!

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27-Jan-2006, 17:41	#2
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk Thankyou for your contribution Nigel - I didnt need to know that Reply

27-Jan-2006, 18:44	#3
Martinp Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,062 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Solihull, Dorridge Mood: 748ish Reply

27-Jan-2006, 19:06	#4
YMFB Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Bikes: R1200RT F800GS. Hopefully another Ducati soon Posts: 2,526 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Salisbury Wait until you need a dump !! You will need a stiff brush ! Reply

27-Jan-2006, 19:09	#5
Nigel C Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,710 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Worthing Sussex Mood: happy bike passed MOT just noticed that Reply

27-Jan-2006, 21:04	#6
yorkie Registered Forum User 500SD Bikes: 900 Monster, 750 SS Cafe Racer Posts: 530 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Hampshire Did the tube go down your throat or up your ass? Its the difference between Deep Throat and Back Alley Neighbours!!! (Not that i have see either) Yorkie. Reply

27-Jan-2006, 22:02	#8
domski DSC Club Member WSB Hero Posts: 9,994 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Devon You'd hope they went in via the throat first!!!! Reply

27-Jan-2006, 22:09	#9
Athelstan Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 325 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Switzerland Mood: Abbia Divertimento---o0o---Cassaforte Di Soggiomo When ya other half is a doc and she's taking biopsies you really are watching reality tv in colour - word of advice - never fall ill near our place - health costs a lot here! God bless and protect the NHS. Reply