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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Pitstone
Mood: Feeling old...
Monday Smile...
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various brewing
organizations retired to the bar at the end of the first day's conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In 'Stralya, we make the
best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me
ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
Coke wit ice and lemon. Tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you f**kin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither
am I!"
MJS
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