Guys - bravery ?? - do you have guts or balls?

30-Jan-2006, 23:49

Gut's or Ball's

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ..

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: You're next.

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

twpd · 30-Jan-2006, 23:51

One thing is for sure you won't have your balls for much longer if you come out with lines like them!

madmav · 30-Jan-2006, 23:52

Iv'e got balls

YMFB · 31-Jan-2006, 07:48

Id love to think i was brave enough for either

AK · 31-Jan-2006, 09:41

which do you say to Brenda, Dave?

Stu748R · 31-Jan-2006, 09:56

Testicular fortitude!!!!!! (balls)

I havnt got a wife which probably means that i've said both of the above.

31-Jan-2006, 12:41

Quote:

Originally posted by AK and CK
which do you say to Brenda, Dave?

Ssshhhhhhhhhh!!

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30-Jan-2006, 23:51	#2
twpd Deceased 02/10/2010 - R.I.P. Ducati Corse Posts: 3,170 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Darlington, Co. Durham Mood: NGRRC Minitwins champion 2007 One thing is for sure you won't have your balls for much longer if you come out with lines like them! Reply

30-Jan-2006, 23:52	#3
madmav Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Bikes: 1098 Posts: 3,060 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: West Midlands Mood: Chilled Iv'e got balls Reply

31-Jan-2006, 07:48	#4
YMFB Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Bikes: R1200RT F800GS. Hopefully another Ducati soon Posts: 2,526 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Salisbury Id love to think i was brave enough for either Reply

31-Jan-2006, 09:41	#5
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk which do you say to Brenda, Dave? Reply

31-Jan-2006, 09:56	#6
Stu748R Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,160 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Leafy Surrey Mood: I've just ordered a new bike and its a .. Testicular fortitude!!!!!! (balls) I havnt got a wife which probably means that i've said both of the above. Reply