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Old 02-Mar-2006, 17:11   #1
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Men!!!
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.



1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


5. Go for the younger man You might as well, they never mature anyway.


6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


15. Sadly, all men are created equal.



:P:P
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Old 02-Mar-2006, 17:47   #2
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.doc]sorry
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Old 02-Mar-2006, 17:51   #3
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No, it did'nt work. Unfortunately No. 4 is right about me. I have a good email through word, but I can't get it on here. Never mind.

Good 1 anyway CK
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Old 02-Mar-2006, 18:14   #4
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luv it oooh so vey true!!!
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Old 02-Mar-2006, 19:32   #5
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Dementoress would probably agree, if I gave her permission to:P
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Old 02-Mar-2006, 21:55   #6
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Since when does she need your permission Roy?????.....
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Old 02-Mar-2006, 21:58   #7
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Old 02-Mar-2006, 22:16   #8
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Originally posted by Dementor
Dementoress would probably agree, if I gave her permission to:P

you probably havent shown her this Roy mate

Alan
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Old 02-Mar-2006, 22:21   #9
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Why is it so easy to nod to so many of those points
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Old 03-Mar-2006, 10:12   #10
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