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[mogwai]

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,
start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go

collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.




You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you
spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and
finally you finish off as an orgasm.




I rest my case.

mogwai

[TP]

Originally Posted by mogwai

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,
start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go

collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.




You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you
spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and
finally you finish off as an orgasm.




I rest my case.

mogwai

Amen my brother!

[domski]

Now I'm depressed, I've missed all the good stuff already

[jeff st4s]

Trying to run round backwards as fast as I can to see if it will reverse time, but it's not working and all I want to do is be sick.

mate, sunstroke ??? it must be ....