The Otei report

Otei · 23-Aug-2006, 12:55

Cue news style music... "daddadada daaaah!"

This is the truth, the whole truth, and the truth as only I remember it.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tim.pri...esmoduerep.htm

domski · 23-Aug-2006, 13:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otei

I was taking long swooping, unpredictable arcs through corners and generally behaving like someone that wouldn't know an apex if it gangbanged their Mum then introduced itself afterwards.

That is the funniest thing I've read in a race report - EVER!!!

Otei · 23-Aug-2006, 13:10

Only too happy to be of service.

By the way, how's your Mum?

Is she walking normally yet?

*runs away*

domski · 23-Aug-2006, 13:12

...and I was just about to say how funny I thought the rest of your report was!!

As if you could out run me anyway - I've seen your lap times

Grib · 23-Aug-2006, 13:13

That's really good

Nicely written Mr Otei

Otei · 23-Aug-2006, 13:24

Have you ever tried running up Mcleans at Donny?..I cannot believe how steep that is in reality. Not paddock Hill Bend steep or anything like that, but really decieving.

Wait, did I really just ask you if you'd ever run anywhere!!

Ho Ho!!

Chaz · 23-Aug-2006, 13:28

Where were you yesterday had the dd bike all warmed up Otaaaay.

Otei · 23-Aug-2006, 13:36

Yeah, sorry Chass,

Meant to ring Alec and tell him to say Adios to everyone, but was so bloody busy I never got a chance.

Hope you had fun.

Did TP manage to keep the 916 upright?

hawk · 23-Aug-2006, 18:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otei

Have you ever tried running up Mcleans at Donny?..I cannot believe how steep that is in reality. Not paddock Hill Bend steep or anything like that, but really decieving.

Ho Ho!!

ere surely you mean coppice or that corner leading on to the back straight!! whatever it's called.

Anyways damn fine report ghetto fly

domski · 23-Aug-2006, 19:01

It's hard enough running DOWN Paddock Hill, so there's no way I'm running UP anywhere

Hello Budgie-legs

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23-Aug-2006, 12:55	#1
Otei Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,130 Join Date: Jul 2006 Mood: If you ain't first, you're last! The Otei report Cue news style music... "daddadada daaaah!" This is the truth, the whole truth, and the truth as only I remember it. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tim.pri...esmoduerep.htm Reply

23-Aug-2006, 13:10	#3
Otei Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,130 Join Date: Jul 2006 Mood: If you ain't first, you're last! Only too happy to be of service. By the way, how's your Mum? Is she walking normally yet? runs away Reply

23-Aug-2006, 13:12	#4
domski DSC Club Member WSB Hero Posts: 9,994 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Devon ...and I was just about to say how funny I thought the rest of your report was!! As if you could out run me anyway - I've seen your lap times Reply

23-Aug-2006, 13:13	#5
Grib Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,416 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Nottingham Mood: Ducati-less! That's really good Nicely written Mr Otei Reply

23-Aug-2006, 13:24	#6
Otei Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,130 Join Date: Jul 2006 Mood: If you ain't first, you're last! Have you ever tried running up Mcleans at Donny?..I cannot believe how steep that is in reality. Not paddock Hill Bend steep or anything like that, but really decieving. Wait, did I really just ask you if you'd ever run anywhere!! Ho Ho!! Reply

23-Aug-2006, 13:28	#7
Chaz Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Bikes: 916 Strada Posts: 3,844 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: At some track or another:) Mood: www.od2racing.co.uk Where were you yesterday had the dd bike all warmed up Otaaaay. Reply

23-Aug-2006, 13:36	#8
Otei Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,130 Join Date: Jul 2006 Mood: If you ain't first, you're last! Yeah, sorry Chass, Meant to ring Alec and tell him to say Adios to everyone, but was so bloody busy I never got a chance. Hope you had fun. Did TP manage to keep the 916 upright? Reply

23-Aug-2006, 19:01	#10
domski DSC Club Member WSB Hero Posts: 9,994 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Devon It's hard enough running DOWN Paddock Hill, so there's no way I'm running UP anywhere Hello Budgie-legs Reply