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Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."


The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, "Well mate, in Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."


The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and the Australian and then says, "In London we have so many South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

[Sharpy G]

that's very funny !
all the surveyors and engineers I spoke to this week in London were Aussie or Kiwi
G

[clockwork orange]

[Redruth]

We do have our token Australians and South Africans amongst us though so you're not being very PC, are you Dave? Still very funny, though

[TP]

Originally Posted by everton

Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."


The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, "Well mate, in Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."


The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and the Australian and then says, "In London we have so many South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

What would happen to your economy?!

[rcgbob44]

Strewth!!! Don`t tell me we have an aussie or two in the DSC........what next!

Originally Posted by Redruth

We do have our token Australians and South Africans amongst us though so you're not being very PC, are you Dave? Still very funny, though

Me ... PC?