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Old 16-Nov-2006, 14:45   #1
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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,

Frank

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Old 16-Nov-2006, 15:01   #2
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Old 16-Nov-2006, 15:04   #3
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Old 16-Nov-2006, 17:20   #4
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Old 16-Nov-2006, 18:01   #5
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Old 16-Nov-2006, 18:05   #6
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Old 16-Nov-2006, 19:47   #7
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That poor guy - a couple of months ago his ducati was leaking oil... now he's got an r1 and it's doing the same!
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Old 16-Nov-2006, 19:50   #8
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