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[Fordie]

let the chuckles begin 4D -
>>>
>>>MICHAEL BUERK on BBC watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a
>>>male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
>>>remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other
>>>and he's only come in his shorts."
>>>
>>>KEN BROWN commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
>>>Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
>>>likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
>>>
>>>MIKE HALLETT discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
>>>"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
>>>gets."
>>>
>>>JACK BURNICLE was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on
>>>World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier,
>>>and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
>>>
>>>CHRIS TARRANT discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith
>>>Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first
>>>by herself in bed last night."
>>>
>>>STEWART MACHIN on Winning Post, commentating on jockey Tony
>>>McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs
>>>and likes what he sees."
>>>
>>>ROSS KING discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
>>>"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
>>>
>>>CRICKETER NEIL FAIRBROTHER hit a single during a Durham v
>>>Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his
>>>lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."
>>>
>>>CLAIR FRISBY talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
>>>"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
>>>like this."
>>>
>>>JAMES ALLEN interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
>>>"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by
>>>Barrichello?"
>>>
>>>STEVE RYDER covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
>>>today after a 69."
>>>
>>>BROUGH SCOTT'S commentary at Doncaster racecourse may have been
>>>about the new stand: "My word," he said, "look at that magnificent
>>>erection!"
>>>
>>>WILLIE CARSON was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a
>>>big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a
>>>night about coming from different positions."
>>>
>>>METRO RADIO - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
>>>eleven Dicks on the field."
>>>
>>>NEW ZEALAND Rugby commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
>>>Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
>>>
>>>CARENZA LEWIS about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team
>>>Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it!"
>>>
>>>A FEMALE news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
>>>snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,
>>>where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only
>>>did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because
>>>they were laughing so hard!

[Redruth]

Very good Fordie.

By the way, meant to congratulate you on your great article about Raid the Lakes in PRONTO.

Looking forward to your write ups on the DD series next year.