Bra sizes

Queen_gravelpants · 03-Mar-2004, 09:50

I don't normally post jokes but thought this was quite amusing!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

AK · 03-Mar-2004, 12:52

paynep · 03-Mar-2004, 14:19

There's a pair not a million miles away from me each night which are 34FF..........and they're DEFINITELY not fake!!

paynep · 03-Mar-2004, 14:22

...and used to have a work colleague known as Juggernaut Juggs, also from her bra size.......but she had back trouble and left!!

Monty · 03-Mar-2004, 14:22

Boasting again eh Paul?-and I thought that you were going to get them reduced........

John

paynep · 03-Mar-2004, 14:24

au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......

Queen_gravelpants · 03-Mar-2004, 16:03

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Originally posted by paynep
au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......

How about Lyme.....

BlueBell · 03-Mar-2004, 16:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Queen_gravelpants
I don't normally post jokes but thought this was quite amusing!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Is 'Dang' a good thing or bad thing?

dickieducati · 03-Mar-2004, 16:44

sorry i cant get to grips (so to speak) with the sizes. can some of the female members post a pictorial guide to help me out.

dave w · 03-Mar-2004, 20:25

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Originally posted by paynep
There's a pair not a million miles away from me each night which are 34FF..........and they're DEFINITELY not fake!!

aren't they the pillows on your bed mate

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03-Mar-2004, 12:52	#2
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk Reply

03-Mar-2004, 14:19	#3
paynep DSC Club Member Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,081 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Alton Mood: Wet wet wet There's a pair not a million miles away from me each night which are 34FF..........and they're DEFINITELY not fake!! Reply

03-Mar-2004, 14:22	#4
paynep DSC Club Member Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,081 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Alton Mood: Wet wet wet ...and used to have a work colleague known as Juggernaut Juggs, also from her bra size.......but she had back trouble and left!! Reply

03-Mar-2004, 14:22	#5
Monty DSC Club Member Ducati in my Blood Bikes: 1100S Multistrada, 450RT, Gilera Nordwest, Bultaco Frontera, Rickman Metisse-being built! Posts: 4,255 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Little Paxton Cambridgeshire Mood: Growing old-DISGRACEFULLY! Boasting again eh Paul?-and I thought that you were going to get them reduced........ John Reply

03-Mar-2004, 14:24	#6
paynep DSC Club Member Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,081 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Alton Mood: Wet wet wet au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one...... Reply

03-Mar-2004, 16:44	#9
dickieducati Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 5,018 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Chelmsford, Essex Mood: the rain in spain falls mainly on me! sorry i cant get to grips (so to speak) with the sizes. can some of the female members post a pictorial guide to help me out. Reply