Biking Metaphor's...what have we got?

Iconic944ss · 20-Mar-2004, 11:38

Just brushed on this subject in a previous post...

Tomorrow I'm a 'Sticky Wicket' trying to escape on a Sunday but, what biking metaphors do we have for Good / Bad luck or unusual circumstances ???

I suggested - As bad as an Oily back tyre.

Frank:P

kwikbitch · 20-Mar-2004, 14:33

As fast as a thomas Moped!!!??

AK · 20-Mar-2004, 14:45

As slow as a Su*uki....

As elusive as an electric ducati

As bad as a cracked crank

As wonderful as a 999

?????? C

kwikbitch · 20-Mar-2004, 16:46

As straight as Dale Winton on a Harley??

As reliable as a 748??

As Attractive as a Multistrada??

As dodgy as a single disk on a 750 sport??

As Bent as a 9** on Ebay??

uncle porry · 20-Mar-2004, 16:59

getting caught in a torrential downpour...
about as welcome as a pork chop at a bar mitzvah !

Ozz · 20-Mar-2004, 21:51

Go on and break a peg?

Iconic944ss · 21-Mar-2004, 15:25

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20-Mar-2004, 14:33	#2
kwikbitch Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,911 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nottingham Mood: Smiley and waiting for the sunshine As fast as a thomas Moped!!!?? Reply

20-Mar-2004, 14:45	#3
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk As slow as a Su*uki.... As elusive as an electric ducati As bad as a cracked crank As wonderful as a 999 ?????? C Reply

20-Mar-2004, 16:46	#4
kwikbitch Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,911 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nottingham Mood: Smiley and waiting for the sunshine As straight as Dale Winton on a Harley?? As reliable as a 748?? As Attractive as a Multistrada?? As dodgy as a single disk on a 750 sport?? As Bent as a 9** on Ebay?? Reply

20-Mar-2004, 16:59	#5
uncle porry Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 650 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: the planet zorb getting caught in a torrential downpour... about as welcome as a pork chop at a bar mitzvah ! Reply

20-Mar-2004, 21:51	#6
Ozz Registered Forum User Cucciolo Ducati in my Blood Bikes: 848 Evo Corse Posts: 4,941 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Wimborne, Dorset Mood: Waiting for the revolution! Go on and break a peg? Reply

21-Mar-2004, 15:25	#7
Iconic944ss Registered Forum User WSB Hero Bikes: 1993 - 944SS & Aprilia Falco Posts: 7,795 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: north east As wet as Croft Circuit ???? Reply