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Old 08-Apr-2004, 13:31   #1
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Well I thought it was funny:

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Old 08-Apr-2004, 15:13   #2
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Old 08-Apr-2004, 19:21   #3
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Very funny, but it's true too
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Old 08-Apr-2004, 20:26   #4
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but watch out for the vitriol from KB and CK and Bluebell and all our other Ladee members
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Old 08-Apr-2004, 20:56   #5
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In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news.", he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. At length, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$2000 for a female brain, and $5000 for a male brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at her childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's a standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the female brains down, because they're used."

Nuff said...
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