Tuesday one liner

Jools · 10-Mar-2009, 13:47

This woman came up to me and asked for a perfect example of a double entendre.....so I gave her one!

skidlids · 10-Mar-2009, 15:03

I think your mood monitor need to move up a couple of steps

Murray Mint · 10-Mar-2009, 16:15

A Priest books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist, 'I hope
the porn channel in my room is disabled.'

'No,' she says, 'it's just normal porn....you sick *******.'

WeeJohnyB · 10-Mar-2009, 18:15

ok, here we go with dreadfully old one liners

guy walked into a bar............ ouch, it was an iron bar. (thanks to Tommy Coooper)

WeeJohnyB

gordonparker · 11-Mar-2009, 13:44

Dont give up your day job Jools !!!

SlowLearner · 11-Mar-2009, 17:15

This dislexic guy walks into a bra.....

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10-Mar-2009, 13:47	#1
Jools DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,930 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bedfordshire Mood: MT Meglomaniac Tuesday one liner This woman came up to me and asked for a perfect example of a double entendre.....so I gave her one! The Patent Jools Mood Meter -Today I am: ___________^ Reply

10-Mar-2009, 15:03	#2
skidlids MotoGP God Posts: 18,275 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Oxford Mood: Its ONLY a Bike Club I think your mood monitor need to move up a couple of steps Checkout the Desmo Due Paddock on Facebook Reply

10-Mar-2009, 16:15	#3
Murray Mint Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,575 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Sussex Mood: Waiting for the change (Not the menopause) A Priest books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist, 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.' 'No,' she says, 'it's just normal porn....you sick *******.' Reply

10-Mar-2009, 18:15	#4
WeeJohnyB Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,993 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Herts Mood: Channel Swim is now a (bad) memory not a dream ok, here we go with dreadfully old one liners guy walked into a bar............ ouch, it was an iron bar. (thanks to Tommy Coooper) WeeJohnyB Reply

11-Mar-2009, 13:44	#5
gordonparker Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,277 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bucks Dont give up your day job Jools !!! Reply

11-Mar-2009, 17:15	#6
SlowLearner Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,099 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chertsey, surrey Mood: Bike or Yacht..... tough choice on sunny day ;-) This dislexic guy walks into a bra..... Reply