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Old 23-Jun-2004, 12:50   #1
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Persistent duck - bit silly but....
A Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"









Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Old 23-Jun-2004, 13:28   #2
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Man walks into Jewsons the builders merchants and asks for 150,000 bricks.

Man at counter says are you building a house or a bungalow?

Customer replies, No a BBQ!

Man at counter says that must be some BBQ

Customer says, I live on the 18th floor

Sorry for that one folks!
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Old 23-Jun-2004, 19:20   #3
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.

Barman says "is this some sort of a joke?"

"Sheeeeeeeshhhhhh....loser"

Jools: "Alright I'm even sorrier than BDG....OKAY!"
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Old 23-Jun-2004, 19:30   #4
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A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?"

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Old 23-Jun-2004, 19:46   #5
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Oh for ducks sake!

Cheers!

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