Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Why bikes are better than women

[uncle porry]

1, you can turn a bike on with a button thats easy to find.
2, you can ride a bike when and where you want.
3, gallon for gallon petrol is cheaper than baileys...just.
4, a bike will wait quietly outside the pub while you have a laugh with your mates.
5, a bike does not complain if you fart while riding it.
6, if a bike breaks down you don`t need to take a mortgage out with interflora.
7, a bike doesn`t need a new pair of shoes everytime you take it out.
8, a bike will not get jealous if you throw your leg over another bike.

[Paul James]

You've just been meeting the wrong wimmin mate

Originally posted by uncle porry
1, you can turn a bike on with a button thats easy to find.
2, you can ride a bike when and where you want.
3, gallon for gallon petrol is cheaper than baileys...just.
4, a bike will wait quietly outside the pub while you have a laugh with your mates.
5, a bike does not complain if you fart while riding it.
6, if a bike breaks down you don`t need to take a mortgage out with interflora.
7, a bike doesn`t need a new pair of shoes everytime you take it out.
8, a bike will not get jealous if you throw your leg over another bike.

9, if you get too much chatter from a bike, you can take a hammer and a spanner to it.

[aws]

10. An when you tire or simply want a change - MCN to the resue and lo! a newer model at your side.

11, They don't complain if you want to change the ride height

12, You can get a two stroke or four stroke, personally I prefer a four stroke as I like the suck, squeeze, bang & blow........not always in that order of course

[Fordie]

I feel a good slapping coming to some one. I no what I would rather cuddle up to and it ain't in the garage. ( Do I get any brownie Points from the girls now) 4D

[AK]

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[kwikbitch]

Mmm...why is a bike better than a Man?

A V twin ALWAYS finds the right spot! :P

A bike ALWAYs knows WHEN to suck, squeeze, bang, blow AND in the correct order.

You can always change to a newer model without being accused of "cradle snatching"...

AND you know when a bike is blowing hot air you DONT have to PRETEND to listen!

[kwikbitch]

Mmm...why is a bike better than a Man?

A V twin ALWAYS finds the right spot! :P

A bike ALWAYs knows WHEN to suck, squeeze, bang, blow AND in the correct order.

You can always change to a newer model without being accused of "cradle snatching"...

AND you know when a bike is blowing hot air you DONT have to PRETEND to listen!

Originally posted by kwikbitch
Mmm...why is a bike better than a Man?

A bike ALWAYs knows WHEN to suck, squeeze, bang, blow AND in the correct order.

I never knew there was a correct firing order. Personally I prefer the suck, blow, suck, blow, suck, blow, squeeze, baaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnggg approach myself...

...at very slow revs