Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness
Saw this on another site, enjoy!
This is how a women have a shower! (How Men does it comes further down so don’t peak)
1. She takes her cloths off and separates them in two laundry baskets one for Dark and one for White!
2. Puts on her dressing gown and walks to the Bathroom, bumps in to the Boyfriend and pulls her waistband on the dressing gown a bit harder and runs the last few steps and locks the door behind!
3. She stands in front of the mirror and has a close look of herself, she relaxes in her stomach so it falls down and she complains how fat she is!
4. Jumps in to the Shower, uses flannels to wash her arms and legs. Also the foot file for the hard bits on her feet.
5. She washes her hair with a special shampoo containing 83 vitamins, honey and avocado!
6. Washes her hair one more time.
7. Puts in Special conditioner containing Avocado and honey. Lets it stay in for 15 minutes
8. Washes her face in a Mega expensive soap containing pear! After the face has a colour of a Lobster!
9. Washes her body with a Mega Expensive Soap containing nuts and raspberry!
10. Rinses her hair carefully to get all of the conditioner out – this takes 10 minutes!
11. Shaves her legs and armpits but decides to use an epilator for her bikini line!
12. Screams when the Boyfriend turns the Hot water off for fun!
13. Turns the shower off!
14. Shakes all the water off in the shower!
15. Steps out of the Shower with a towel the size of Africa
16. Uses a super absorbing towel for her hair!
17. Looks all over her body for spots and squeezable acne!
18. Walks back to the Bedroom in her dressing gown!
19. Meets the Boyfriend halfway and pulls her waistband a bit tighter and runs the remaining distance. Takes 1 ˝ hour to get dressed!
This how men have a shower!
1. Gets undress sitting on the Bed, throws his clothes all over the floor.
2. Walks naked in to the Bathroom, meets the girlfriend on the way, shows proud his penis and screams like an elephant!
3. Stands in front of the mirror pulls in his stomach and checks the size of his penis! Scratches his scrotum and smells his fingers!
4. Jumps into the Shower.
5. Doesn’t look for a flannel since he never uses one!
6. Washes his face with his green Soap!
7. Farts and laughs his head off coz it echoed so cool in the Bathroom!
8. Calms him down and starts to laugh again when the smell reaches the nose!
9. Washes his genitals and the surrounding Areas!
10. Cleans his ass with the same green soap and leaves a bit of hair on it!
11. Uses some cheap family version of a shampoo and doesn’t use any conditioner for his hair!
12. Makes a funny hair dues with help of the Shampoo.
13. Looks at his new Hair due in the mirror.
14. weewee's down the drain after rinsing of the soap from his toes with urine!
15. Rinses the soap off and make sure that he rinses his toes a bit extra, steps out of the shower not realizing that the shower curtain has been open so the whole Bath room is soaked including the Lou Roll!
16. Wipes the water of quick and easy with a towel size of a flannel!
17. Stands in front of the mirror again, flexing his muscles and is plays with his dick!
18. Forgets to turn the light off.
19. Walks back to the Bedroom with his little towel around his hips. Meets the girlfriend pulls the towel down, shows his penis and screams like an Elephant.
20. Throws his wet towel on the Bed and leaves it there and is dressed within 2 minutes……
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