Hoax warning Beware 
  Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important.
 
 If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey 
 and asks you to show them your arse: 
 
 
 
 DO NOT show them your arse.
 
 
 This is a scam; they just want to see your arse.
 
 
 I wish I'd got this yesterday.  I feel so stupid and cheap.