Joke! This ones been doing the rounds of every Met Police station today. You either love it or hate it but Im sure one or two of you will be having a bop at me later for posting it. A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant. "Female, please." "Would you like Black, or White?" "Black, please" "Would you like a Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man. "What has religion got to do with it? he asks. "Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up..." |