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Old 01-Aug-2005, 18:59
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Joke!

This ones been doing the rounds of every Met Police station today.
You either love it or hate it but Im sure one or two of you will be having a bop at me later for posting it.

A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

"Black, please"

"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man. "What has

religion got to do with it? he asks.

"Well," explained the assistant,

"The Muslim one blows itself up..."
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